From Classic Up in Smoke to Far-Out Pineapple Express – Here are the 10 Best Movie Quotes about Cannabis
Grandma’s Boy –
“I can hear my hair growing.” -Doris Roberts (Grandma Lilly)
How High –
“If I study high, and take the test high… then I’m bound to get high scores!” – Redman (Jamal)
Friday –
“I know you don’t smoke weed. I know this, but I’ma get you high today, because it’s Friday, you ain’t got no job, and you ain’t got shit to do!” -Chris Tucker (Smokey)
Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story –
“Well, I don’t want to OD.”
“You can’t OD on it.”
“It’s not gonna make me want to have sex, will it?”
“It makes sex even better.”
“It sounds kind of expensive.”
“It’s the cheapest drug there is.”
“Hmm…”
“You don’t want it, Dewey!”- Tim Meadows (Sam)
“I think I want it.” – John C. Reilly (Dewey)
Half Baked –
The MacGyver Smoker:
“Hey man, we’re outta papers.”
“Alright then, get me a toilet paper roll, a corkscrew, and some tin foil.”
“We don’t have a corkscrew.”
“Alright then, get me an avocado, an icepick, and my snorkel.”
“???” – Marc Cohen (MacGyver Friend)
“Trust me, bro. I’ve made bongs with less.” – Stephen Baldwin (MacGyver Smoker)
Half Baked –
” I will never, ever forget the first time I smoked that sweet, sweet sheeba. You know, I’ve heard some people say they don’t get high the first time they smoke. Not me, oh, not us, we was really, really high. We was toe up! We look at that day like we met the 5th member of our crew, marijuana! Oh lord, we was hooked!” – Dave Chappelle (Thurgood Jenkins)
Knocked Up –
“It is, like, the best medicine! Jonah broke his elbow once, he just got high, and it still clicks, but I mean… He’s okay!” – Seth Rogen (Ben Stone)
Up in Smoke –
“You wanna get high, man?” – Chong
“Does Howdy Doody have wooden balls?!?” – Cheech
Pineapple Express –
“It’s almost a shame to smoke it. It’s like killing a unicorn… with, like, a bomb!” – James Franco (Saul)
Pineapple Express –
“I’m trying to decide how stoned I am, and just how on the verge of death I am right now. Like, am I seeing shit because I’m stoned or because I have no blood left in my body?” – Danny McBride (Red)
“Well, you’ve been shot like seven times.” – Seth Rogen (Dale)